[ti:Those Crazy Christians]
[ar:Brad Paisley]
[al:Wheelhouse (Deluxe Version)]
[00:26.75]Those crazy Christians,
[00:30.24]I was gonna sleep in today
[00:32.30]
[00:34.37]But the church bells woke me up
[00:36.79]and they're a half a mile away
[00:39.48]
[00:42.10]Those crazy Christians,
[00:43.66]
[00:45.29]dressed up drivin' down my street
[00:48.21]
[00:49.78]Get their weekly dose of guilt
[00:52.08]before they head to Applebee's
[00:54.64]
[00:58.01]They pray before they eat
[01:00.82]and they pray before they snore
[01:03.94]They pray before a football game
[01:06.75]and every time they score
[01:09.31]Every untimely passing,
[01:11.74]every dear departed soul
[01:15.06]Is just another good excuse
[01:17.93]to bake a casserole
[01:20.12]Those crazy Christians,
[01:21.55]
[01:23.30]go and jump on some airplane
[01:25.55]
[01:27.42]And fly to Africa or Haiti,
[01:29.91]risk their lives in Jesus' name
[01:32.53]
[01:35.09]No, they ain't the late night party kind
[01:38.16]
[01:40.02]They curse the devil's whiskey
[01:42.71]while they drink the Savior's wine
[01:46.11]
[01:48.67]A famous TV preacher
[01:50.91]has a big affair and then
[01:54.23]One tearful confession
[01:56.47]and he's born again again
[01:59.47]Someone yells hallelujah
[02:01.97]and they shout and clap and sing
[02:04.65]It's like they can't wait to forgive someone
[02:08.14]for just about anything
[02:10.29]
[02:14.15]Those crazy Christians
[02:15.97]
[02:31.56]Instead of being outside
[02:34.37]on this sunny afternoon
[02:36.38]
[02:38.18]They're by the bedside of a stranger
[02:41.29]in a cold hospital room
[02:43.29]
[02:47.28]And every now and then
[02:49.03]they meet a poor lost soul like me
[02:52.72]Who's not quite sure just who
[02:54.92]or what or how he ought to be
[02:57.60]
[02:58.35]They march him down the aisle
[03:00.39]and then the next thing that you know
[03:03.95]They dunk him in the water
[03:06.02]
[03:08.57]and here comes another one of
[03:11.21]those crazy Christians
[03:15.95]
[03:22.56]They look to heaven their whole life
[03:25.51]
[03:27.07]And I think what if they're wrong
[03:29.73]
[03:31.28]but what if they're right
[03:33.72]
[03:35.72]You know it's funny,
[03:36.72]
[03:37.83]much as I'm baffled by it all
[03:40.95]
[03:42.33]If I ever really needed help,
[03:45.90]well you know who I'd call
[03:47.83]
[03:50.39]Is those crazy Christians