[ti:Ebay]
[ar:Weird Al]
[al:Poodle Hat]
[00:03.27]Yeah
[00:09.11]A used ... pink bathrobe
[00:13.81]A rare ... mint snowglobe
[00:18.55]A Smurf ... TV tray
[00:23.86]I bought on eBay
[00:28.05]My house ... is filled with this crap
[00:35.06]Shows up in bubble wrap
[00:39.82]Most every day
[00:42.50]What I bought on eBay
[00:46.91]Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
[00:51.67]Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
[00:56.31]Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
[01:01.41]They had it on eBay
[01:05.89]I'll buy ... your knick-knack
[01:10.59]Just check ... my feedback
[01:15.07]"A++!" they all say
[01:20.37]They love me on eBay
[01:24.77]Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
[01:28.74]Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
[01:34.24](From some guy) I've never met in Norway
[01:39.52]Found him on eBay
[01:44.25]I am the type who is liable to snipe you
[01:48.76]With two seconds left to go, whoa
[01:53.45]Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
[01:58.23]As long as I've got the dough
[02:02.65]I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
[02:07.39]Sell me ... your watch, please
[02:12.10]I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
[02:20.16]I'm highest bidder now
[02:22.10](Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
[02:26.80](From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
[02:31.61](Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
[02:35.49]Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
[02:40.50]Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
[02:44.69]Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
[02:49.95]Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
[02:55.32](Found it on eBay)
[02:59.40]Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
[03:05.36](Pez dispensers and a toaster)
[03:08.90](Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
[03:14.21](I'll buy on eBay)
[03:18.60]What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y