[ti:]Gaston
[ar:]Beauty and the Beast
[al:]Alan Menkin
[00:01.30]Who does she think she is?
[00:04.34]That girl has tangled with the wrong man.
[00:06.47]No one says no to Gaston.
[00:08.73]Darn right.
[00:10.17]Dismissed, rejected...
[00:11.82]publicly humiliated.
[00:14.19]Why, it's more than I can bear.
[00:16.24]More beer?
[00:17.27]What for?
[00:18.12]Nothing helps.
[00:19.45]I'm disgraced.
[00:20.99]Who, you?
[00:22.10]Never!
[00:23.66]Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
[00:27.39]Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
[00:30.60]Looking so down in the dumps
[00:33.79]Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
[00:37.00]Even when taking your lumps
[00:40.13]There's no man in town as admired as you
[00:43.29]You're everyone's favorite guy
[00:46.67]Everyone's awed and inspired by you
[00:50.11]And it's not very hard to see why
[00:57.78]No... one's... Slick as Gaston
[01:03.57]No one's quick as Gaston
[01:05.18]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
[01:08.38]For there's no man in town half as manly
[01:11.88]Perfect, a pure paragon
[01:15.06]You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
[01:18.26]And they'll tell you whose team
[01:20.28]They prefer to be on,
[01:23.79]No... one's... been like Gaston
[01:28.03]A kingpin like Gaston
[01:29.88]No one's got a full cleft
[01:31.68]In his chin like Gaston
[01:32.99]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[01:37.00]My, what a guy, that Gaston
[01:40.33]Give five "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"
[01:43.34]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
[01:48.30]No... one... Fights like Gaston
[01:53.04]Douses lights like Gaston
[01:55.03]In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
[01:58.20]For there's no one as burly and brawny
[02:01.79]As you see, I've got biceps to spare
[02:04.84]Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny That's right
[02:08.33]And every last inch of me's covered with hair
[02:11.90]No one hits like Gaston
[02:13.20]Matches wits like Gaston
[02:14.88]In a spitting match,
[02:16.41]nobody spits like Gaston
[02:18.19]I'm especially good at expectorating
[02:22.16]Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston!
[02:25.00]When I was a lad
[02:26.78]I ate four dozen eggs
[02:28.43]Every morning to help me get large
[02:31.81]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
[02:35.12]So I'm roughly the size of a barge
[02:40.97]No... one... Shoots like Gaston
[02:45.98]Makes those beauts like Gaston
[02:47.67]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[02:51.04]I use antlers in all of my decorating
[02:55.07]My, what a guy, Gaston!