[00:00.00]The Evening News
[00:00.40]chamillionaire
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[00:03.62]Gas prices raises the money keeps burning
[00:06.94]Dropout rate rising so what are they learning
[00:10.43]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in
[00:13.97]To today's evening news
[00:17.07]Welcome to the evening news I thank you all for tuning in
[00:20.45]Yes I'm your host and your journalist here Chamillionaire so let the news begin
[00:23.99]Our helicopters out in the streets look at the screen an' let's zoom it in
[00:27.34]cause Cashis is live at the scene hey Cashis how are you my friend
[00:30.72]Got no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews)
[00:34.01]No time to trip we don't get confused cause this type of news opinion and views
[00:37.66]Got no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews)
[00:40.79]You know I keep my ear to the streets so it's up to me to bring you the truth
[00:44.32]I saw a movie where George Bush had a bearded man on his squad
[00:47.66]So much power from oil money that poor folks can't sit by him
[00:51.36]No problem Osama Bin Laden Been hidin'
[00:54.51]So long that them pictures all starting to look like him on them milk cartons
[00:57.92]Don Imus made comments that made everybody forget about him
[01:01.49]That's him Anna Nicole got pregant and had kids by him
[01:04.79]Rest in peace Virgina Tech too many innocent kids dyin'
[01:08.07]Well let's just blame hip-hop and act like that's the big problem
[01:11.55]Now I would give you news about Katrina but you know I can't talk about Katrina
[01:14.56]Cause everytime I talk about Katrina they look at me like it's a misdemeanor
[01:18.25]Anyways there's way more important stuff that we can discuss
[01:21.69]George Bush is playing golf everybody hush he's about to putt
[01:25.08]Gas prices raises the money keeps burning
[01:28.39]Dropout rate rising so what are they learning
[01:31.81]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in
[01:35.27]To today's evening news
[01:38.15]And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow turning slow)
[01:41.20]As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow turning slow)
[01:44.70]As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow turning slow)
[01:48.60]This is your evening news
[01:51.67]I know you take offense to certain words I've heard worse but I wouldn't blame ya'
[01:55.52]They say he's a entertainer don't worry about it nevermind Kramer
[01:58.86]The Crocodile Hunter got stung and the lion turned on the lion tamer
[02:02.30]We keep sending troops to Iraq I figured that we must like danger
[02:05.68]Little kids don't learn in school they go to school to go spray a gun
[02:09.08]If you a parent then be a parent get off the couch and go raise your son
[02:12.53]Kobe just broke another record today's game he hit 81
[02:15.95]Now they saying he's number 1 but yesterday they all hated him
[02:19.27]OJ was named innocent he got no sentence he's still alive
[02:22.69]It's very ironic that the lawyer that defended him had to die
[02:25.98]Well now my cue card says the price of gas isn't really high
[02:29.36]But I'm not going to read that cause we all know that that's a lie
[02:32.83]Gas prices raises the money keeps burning
[02:36.21]Dropout rate rising so what are they learning
[02:39.52]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in
[02:43.09]To today's evening news
[02:46.21]We still haven't found Pac's killer, still haven't found Biggie's either
[02:49.83]30 minutes into the case they got tired and took a breather
[02:53.11]Snoop Dogg just got arrested everyday he get a new subpoena
[02:56.52]Innocent when murder was the case so the prosecution got a middle finger
[02:59.91]Hip-Hop is sweeping the nation but the contents seem so degrading
[03:03.37]Most rappers got new albums that white kids are anticipating
[03:06.71]If you don't like it on the radio or the television then switch the station
[03:10.14]Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings Bill O'Reilly somewhere is hating
[03:13.50]Kanye just said WHAT the president ain't got time for that
[03:16.81]The White House is going to stay white even tho' we know Obama'sblack
[03:20.25]9 11 was a calculation and some would say it was a timed attack
[03:23.68]He gave a speech on CNN They bombed us now we're bombing back
[03:27.01]Where the heck is Osama at
[03:28.71]And I would love to talk about Katrina but everytime I talk about Katrina
[03:32.17]they look at me like it's a misdemeanor
[03:33.82]Anyways, there's way more important stuff that we can discuss
[03:37.18]N'Sync Makin da band and Milli Vanilli had broken up
[03:40.64]Gas prices raises the money keeps burning
[03:43.94]Dropout rate rising so what are they learning
[03:47.39]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in
[03:50.85]To today's evening news
[03:53.75]And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow turning slow)
[03:56.73]As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow turning slow)
[04:00.14]As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow turning slow)
[04:04.01]This is your evening news
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