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[00:10.29]I said a bad word when I was a kid
[00:13.48]mama said that I’d be sorry for the sin that I did
[00:18.10]my daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame
[00:21.73]and I tried like hell to change
[00:24.47]
[00:27.78]and I cuss and I smoke
[00:31.18]and I laugh at dirty jokes
[00:34.95]minor vices man I know em well
[00:42.81]I’ve closed down bars
[00:46.72]and I’ve lusted in my heart
[00:50.81]my exes think I oughta burn in hell
[00:58.34]but the devil, he won’t notice when I die,
[01:06.22]don’t you figure
[01:07.93]he’s got bigger fish to fry oh yeah
[01:19.73]
[01:22.23]Politicians taking pork barrel bribes
[01:25.89]crooked ceos are getting off with no time
[01:29.64]christmas eve burglars stealin good childrens toys
[01:34.08](can’t say chirstmas)
[01:35.04]holiday burglars stealin good children’s toys
[01:37.95]
[01:38.89]and I cuss and I smoke
[01:42.82]I laugh at dirty jokes
[01:47.93]the minor vices, man I know im well
[01:53.98]I’ve closed down bars ive lusted in my heart
[01:58.81]my ex thinks that I oughta burn in hell.
[02:10.00]But The devil wont even notice when I die
[02:17.10]ya don’t you figure
[02:18.92]hes got bigger fish to fry
[02:24.05]
[02:42.77]Theres gonna be a bonfire burnin,
[02:46.34]an everlastin bar b que
[02:50.48]but with all the bad stuff goin on
[02:54.07]there ain’t gonna be room for me and you
[02:59.63]
[03:01.78]cuz we cuss and we smoke
[03:05.63]and we laugh at tater’s jokes
[03:09.89](tell one Jim, you know youre old when your wife says ‘honey lets run upstairs and make love’ and your answer is I cannot do both)
[03:18.00]some minor vices, man we know em well
[03:25.23]we’ve closed down bars and we’ve lusted in our hearts
[03:33.43]our exes think we oughta burn in hell
[03:41.01]but the devil, he wont notice when we die,
[03:48.37]don’t you figure he’s got bigger fish to fry
[03:56.03]ya don’t you figgure
[03:57.90]he’s got bigger fish to fry
[04:06.13](pass the tarter sauce)