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[00:12.41]Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars
[00:16.45]The problem is I can't afford 'em
[00:24.95]But last year I went and got myself a whole box
[00:30.70]And just to be safe I insured 'em
[00:36.31]
[00:36.76]I took out a policy against fire and theft
[00:41.56]And then I hurried on home
[00:47.91]With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps
[00:53.61]And I smoked 'em one by one
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[01:05.23]Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man
[01:11.76]And I handed in my claim
[01:17.24]With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires
[01:23.90]They'd all gone up in flames
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[01:28.73]They reviewed my case and they had no choice
[01:33.77]But to pay me for what I'd done
[01:40.50]And I took that check and bought a whole new box
[01:45.90]And I smoked 'em one by one
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[02:20.78]Two weeks later this detective shows up
[02:27.99]Tells me that company's pressin' charges
[02:32.73]One speedy trial later they locked me up
[02:39.57]On twenty-four separate counts of arson
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[02:43.47]And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall
[02:49.30]Lookin' back on what I've done
[02:56.37]To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars
[03:01.44]And I smoke 'em one by one
[03:06.48]Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one
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