?[00:04.98]Right said fred both of us together
[00:07.35]One each end and steady as we go oh
[00:11.85]Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it
[00:14.31]We was getting nowhere
[00:16.21]And so we had a cuppa tea and
[00:19.00]Right said fred give a shout for charlie
[00:21.31]Up comes charlie from the floor below
[00:25.80]After straining heaving and complaining
[00:28.14]We was getting nowhere
[00:30.19]And so we had a cuppa tea and charlie had a think
[00:34.41]And he thought we ought to take off all the handles
[00:37.69]And the things wot held the candles
[00:40.26]But it did no good well I never thought it would
[00:42.84]All right said fred have to take the feet off
[00:45.41]To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo
[00:49.94]Took its feet off even took the seat off
[00:52.14]Should have got us somewhere but no
[00:56.87]So fred said let's have another cuppa tea
[00:59.41]And we said right o
[01:05.62]Oh right said fred have to take the door off
[01:08.23]Need more space to shift the so and so
[01:12.51]Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
[01:14.95]And it got us nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea and
[01:19.97]Right said fred have to take the wall down
[01:22.24]That there wall is gonna have to go
[01:26.72]Took the wall down even with it all down
[01:29.13]We was getting nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea
[01:33.83]And charlie had a think and he said look fred
[01:36.65]I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling
[01:40.95]With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through
[01:43.32]All right said fred climbing up a ladder
[01:46.23]With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble
[01:51.72]Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome
[01:57.58]So charlie and me had another cuppa tea
[02:00.25]And then we went home
[02:04.53]I said to charlie we'll just have to leave it
[02:07.19]Standing on the landing that's all
[02:09.38]You see the trouble with fred is he's too hasty
[02:12.42]You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty
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